BANDS THAT MAKE YOU GAY

Elton is so gay that he's mentioned twice!



From LOVEGOD'SWAY.COM

"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is
through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their
children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3
piracy".

Yeah, and butt piracy! Did you see that eye make-up Johnny Depp wore as a pirate in BUTT PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN QUEEN? Anyway, The Scissor Sisters top the list of bottoms--did your fav group make the cut?

BANDS TO WATCH OUT FOR

And don't forget to watch Donnie Davies and Evening Service's THE BIBLE SAYS, whih no one can figure out if it's a joke or not. The fool is wearing a pink shirt, for chrissakes!

Sample lyrics: “Lord you are my strength, fill me with your love, help me fight these feelings… God hates a fag, God hates a fag, God hates a fag… To enter heaven, there is no back door…. Righteous man, get on your knees, there is no virtue in sodomy! Jesus my savior is the only man for me!”