HOLIDAY DISCO TEA

This Sunday we are starting early and ending early at Splash. It's Martin Luther King day, and it's a personal tradition that I suck black--sorry--African-American cock all night in MLK's honor, so I'm taking off early. But I'll still be spinning your favorite disco classics and there will still be 2-4-1 drinks for 2 hours (not sure if that's 6-8 or 7-9 this week.) At 10:00, sexy DJ DeLeon will take over and Bianca Del Rio, my vivacious co-hostess will perform Cher's disco smash TAKE ME HOME. The New Orleans trans-plant is still homeless, poor thing! Come by and buy her a drink! May I recommend a hurricane? It's her favorite!

NEXT SUNDAY 1/21:

Back to our regular hours from 7-11

2--4-1 drinks from 7-9

A very rare, special performance by HRH Princess Diandra doing DISCO DIANA as only that bitch can!

AS YOU CAN SEE, I TAKE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY VERY SERIOUSLY