January 13, 2007


Like all of you, I receive a lot of spam. Sometimes you can spook the spam by the sender's name, like the sex emails I've gotten recently from a Gallivant R. Blackberries. Is someone who oesn't speak english thinking that Gallivant R. Blackberries is a distinguished name which people would wanna open mail from? Or is someone in this country just thinking of a moniker so twiste that you're more likey gonna open it? Well, to a gibberish-lover like myself, I not only open them with glee, I re-post them as blog entries! You gotta hand it to me--what other blog is crap enough to re-post spam?

This one really takes the cake and I swear I didn't make any of it up. How could spying on nude neghbors possibly be connected with pennyroyal, which of course I recall from my childhood excursions into witchcraft. (Pennyroyal is a minty, european plant used in a lot of spells.) And after displaying such a tip-top vocabulary, whatever sent this adds a sassy tag line with "ain't" in it.

Hi, Maria

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We spied on beaches, houses, dorms,
and more you can see
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And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind


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