A PACKAGE TOO BIG TO UNWRAP?
Well, almost! I was recently contacted by the exotic Mukthar Safarov, a half Russian and half Brazilian porn star living in London. Naturally, when I looked up his profile after his friend request, the 9" x 9" caught my eye and it led to the following goodnatured holday e-chat.
Bunny: 9x9? What a coincidence! That's the same size as my mouth!
Mukhtar: lol...i finally found a match.
Bunny: Yeah, too bad my cunt's 12x12!
Mukhtar: Yes, sure. And George Michael is my father...BLA BLA BLA
Wow! An international hunk with a sense of humor?
So I googled him and it led to his official site. Check out the PORTFOLIO section for some jawdropping pix of his jawbreaker. Prepare yourselves, dearies.