December 23, 2006

A PACKAGE TOO BIG TO UNWRAP?



Well, almost! I was recently contacted by the exotic Mukthar Safarov, a half Russian and half Brazilian porn star living in London. Naturally, when I looked up his profile after his friend request, the 9" x 9" caught my eye and it led to the following goodnatured holday e-chat.


Bunny: 9x9? What a coincidence! That's the same size as my mouth!

Mukhtar: lol...i finally found a match.

Bunny: Yeah, too bad my cunt's 12x12!

Mukhtar: Yes, sure. And George Michael is my father...BLA BLA BLA


Wow! An international hunk with a sense of humor?

So I googled him and it led to his official site. Check out the PORTFOLIO section for some jawdropping pix of his jawbreaker. Prepare yourselves, dearies.

7 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

12X12? We can bake a cake in there, Buns! :-) Happy Holidays!

11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would need a shoe horn to get that beast up me!

5:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've finally said the words: "it's too big"...jesus christ on a cracker!

1:09 PM  
Blogger Screaming Queens Entertainment said...

He is so gorgeous...BUT, waht's going on with that foreskin? It looks like he did something to it to pump it up. It's a little odd.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, the guy's got a big cock but he also uses a penis pump, that "swollen" look... I know it from experience, my cock looks like that after I use that thing.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen the photographs and I am still in awe! How can you get all that dick inside??? I mean, it's almost like fisting but with a cock up your ass!!! I would like to give it a try though...

2:44 AM  
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