XMAS COMICS

Or should that be Comix with an "x" cuz I'm so young and hip? I just got my first Christmas text message today. How sincere! They care enough to send a generic greeting to all of their friends simultaneously for a birthday--without even signing their name! Yaaaay! No bother. I don't exactly celebrate birthdays of people (like Jesus) who I've never met when it isn't even their actual birthday anyway. I tend not to party down on any other folks' birthdays who lived thousands of years ago, either. Well, I take that back. Methuselah was "hot". Lady Scrooge, in full effect! To lighten up the mood, please enjoy these Christmas jollies, and thanks to those of you who sent them my way!



TALK ABOUT A SNOW-BLOWER! HOW DO YOU TURN A DISHWASHER INTO A SNOW-BLOWER? GIVE THE BITCH A SHOVEL!