MARY "ARTHUR" POPPINS!

A SONG FOR TED HAGGARD, SUNG TO THE TUNE OF SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. And it helps to do meth before attempting this tongue-twister.




SUPERTELEVANGELISTIC SEX-AND-DRUGS PSYCHOSIS

(Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion)

I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade
Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me
It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity

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