TOP OF THE TALIBAN POPS

By an unknown author

Top of the Taliban Pops
War... what is it good for?

With Saddam on his way out, Gaza once again under Israeli tank fire and the Republicans booted out of Congress it's time to take a serious look at our War on Terror.... With a top ten:

1 Talibanana Boat Song - Harry Belafonte
2 Mullah Kintyre - Wings
3 Wuthering Shi-ites - Kate W. Bush
4 Ayatollah Lately that I Love You? - Van Morrison
5 Kabul up to the Bumper - Grace Jones
6 Yashmak My Bitch Up - The Prodigy
7 Hamas to Fall - Queen
8 Red Right Hand - Nick Cave and the Islamabad Seeds
9 Kandahar Days Night - The Beatles
10 (Sad)damn I wish I was your lover - Sophie B Hawkins