"oh daddy i know why you're here, i'm gonna tell your wife...you've been thinking about putting your hands all over these things your whole life...well, get your bossy bottom right over here--and don't forget your wallet! and don't forget to buy me a beer on your way over here...a corona, with a lime, thanks..." ---jer ber jones is the BOMB! i also love "moustache dammit"...
um hi. it's JER BER JONES here in the flesh. thanks for the koo koo lady bunny! i've been a fan of yurs for a long long time! glad you all like my slightly retarded songs! theres honestly a whole slew of them! i am a sweet lil mormon girl from salt lake city utah, so what the frick do you expect?
tell susanne bartsch that she needs me to DJ her new club ROOM SERVICE again. i had so much fun on opening night. they had a snow machine built into the ceiling! i was playing the BEST in retarded dance music... like dirty sanchez, crazy girl, vaseline towers, the puppys.... the crowd was scared, but totally jumping up and down all night... they hadn't really heard my brand of crap pop and i think NYC really needs and loves it! AND it was snowing all night! (no no, it wasn't blow... ) they had this amazing snow machine built into the ceiling! it just tickled everyone at the club.
write me an email to say hi kids. and tell me all your lady bunny dish. XO JBJ
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I hate my feet smelling like dirty pillows too girr.
Dirty bitch! She wants to try bathing more and buy some fabreeze for the pillows.
being into foot worship, maybe i could get more straight guys if my feet did smell like boobs
"oh daddy i know why you're here, i'm gonna tell your wife...you've been thinking about putting your hands all over these things your whole life...well, get your bossy bottom right over here--and don't forget your wallet! and don't forget to buy me a beer on your way over here...a corona, with a lime, thanks..." ---jer ber jones is the BOMB! i also love "moustache dammit"...
I've been listening to Jer Ber for years...she's a hoot kook to boot.
Her debut album is a must...and the packaging is sick cute.
I'm serious.
...he was just out here two weeks ago...
um hi. it's JER BER JONES here in the flesh.
thanks for the koo koo lady bunny!
i've been a fan of yurs for a long long time!
glad you all like my slightly retarded songs!
theres honestly a whole slew of them! i am a sweet lil mormon girl from salt lake city utah, so what the frick do you expect?
tell susanne bartsch that she needs me to DJ her new club ROOM SERVICE again. i had so much fun on opening night. they had a snow machine built into the ceiling! i was playing the BEST in retarded dance music... like dirty sanchez, crazy girl, vaseline towers, the puppys.... the crowd was scared, but totally jumping up and down all night... they hadn't really heard my brand of crap pop and i think NYC really needs and loves it! AND it was snowing all night! (no no, it wasn't blow... ) they had this amazing snow machine built into the ceiling! it just tickled everyone at the club.
write me an email to say hi kids. and tell me all your lady bunny dish. XO JBJ
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