REMEMBER TO VOTE, FUCKERS!

I'm nominated for a GAY BLOGGIE award. I'm not sure what that is, and that's why I simply must win it! I'm shocked that I didn't get nominated in the Best Body category, but I am up against stiff competition from "fellow" divas RuPaul and Perez Hilton for Best Diva. So if you wanna vote, it's easy and you don't have to vote for every category, though there are others of interest like Best Porn Star and Most Gay Friendly (Margaret Cho got my vote. For Best Porn Star!) Seriously folks, I've never won anything and I'm very ill, so please click HERE and cast your vote for Bunion. It'll cheer me by brightening my (cough, cough!) few final days. Of course, it's not like I even have a mantle to put the award on if I do win it, since my house burned down recently. Not that I'm begging or anything. VOTING CLOSES ON NOVEMBER 10TH SO DO IT NOW! I promise to blow everyone who votes for me and my grandmother has agreed to help me with this should I be over-cum by responses! THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE!