I THOUGHT I COULD PARTY!

This is from a newsletter that I got from The Star. I'm very highbrow like that. I didn't see it on their site, so maybe it's unverified gossip. But damn! Cutting?

Lindsay Lohan Spinning Out of Control

While most celebs headed home for the holidays to be with loved ones, Lindsay Lohan avoided her mother’s house this Thanksgiving still upset about an attempted intervention, organized by Dina Lohan herself. Lindsay’s mom may have had good cause for worry, as recently things for this well-known wild child have taken a turn for the worse. On the morning of November 12th, Lindsay was found by a friend, cold and unconscious in her room at L.A.’s famed Chateau Marmont Hotel. The friend called a doctor, who was able to revive Lindsay, but discovered a bevy of dangerous drugs stashed in the young actress’s suite. Ranging from prescription downers such as Vicodin and Dilaudid (a drug 8x more powerful than morphine), sleep aides including Ambien, to cocaine and nitrous oxide gas commonly used to get high, Lindsay’s “supply” was nearly unlimited! The doctor who saved her was so outraged that he confiscated the pills and flushed her coke stash. But a few days later on Nov. 15th, Lindsay hadn’t learned her lesson, appearing at the World Music Awards in London visibly out-of-it and forgetting her lines, outraged that there wasn’t enough alcohol waiting in her room upon arrival. Lindsay is well-known for outrageous dressing room demands including 10 bottles of Cristal Champagne, and 10 bottles of Grey Goose vodka. Her recent appearances show that she should be cutting back on the sauce, not getting more, but at this stage in her career no one wants to tell Lindsay no, for fear of being cut from her life. With other worrying signs of distress such as a “fashionable” pill case from which she pops late night “vitamins” and cut marks on her wrists, it appears that Lindsay’s party lifestyle may be spiraling out of control!