October 28, 2006


Well, who doesn't. And it's tough to rape someone as willing as I am. Anyhoo...

Have politics always been this nasty or I am just more in tune with it now? Or both? I know that republicans really can't do much bragging about their current record, so they're blasting democratic candidates with personal attacks full of lies. Rush Limbaugh even claimed that Michael J. Fox was faking his Parkinson's disease shakes in an ad for Missouri democrat Clare MacCaskell. I will admit that I hadn't realized that Michael's condition was so intense. He was really movin'! Maybe they should have put some peppy music underneath the ad and it would've seemed more natural. Like SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL, perhaps? A talented, well-loved actor, I hope that his condition hasn't cost him roles. If so, I bet he could still do a mean Katherine Hepburn impersonation! But the sad thing is that while these ads are universally slammed as over the top, by constantly discussing them on the news (which includes airing them), the inappropriate or outlandish or inaccurate ads reach a wider national audience, even after they've been yanked locally for being tasteless. It's free advertising. The national republican party pays for them so that when they are pulled, the local republican candidate can distance him/herself from the ads' backlash. What a rotten, rotten game.


I'm particularly interested in the anti-Harold Ford in Tennessee ad for a few reasons. This man is even more gorgeous than Bareback Obama and I secretly fantasize about seeing them tag-team it as pres and VP in the White House. Hell, I also fantasize nightly about them tag-teaming it as skull-fucker and ass-rammer at MY house! (Or rather, my apartment. Yes, I'm still renting!) Also, I grew up in Chattanooga, Tennessee and though I was glad to get out, I retain a passing interest in their local politics. (It's all about passing, gurl!)

Of course I want the democrats to win, but I'm certainly not aligned with Harold's platform. In a necessary if disgusting attempt to siphon the evangelical vote away from his opponent, Bob Korker, he's made faith (ie: fairy tales) a central issue in his campaign. Listen to this garbage he spewed at an Alabama stadium recently: "I serve a big God"--Honey, I serve a big god too, whenever possible!--"he gives me strength every day, and I go to work. I am not that smart. I don't try to outsmart him. I just go to work every day." Just what this country needs: a hick who takes strength from a mythical figure and admits that he's not that smart. Hey, sounds like presidential material to me. Oh well, I guess you win points by telling the contents of an Alabama stadium that you aren't smart. Duh, he's like me. I'll vote for him. Worked for that moron Bush.

I also don't approve of a Ford ad which plays the class card and mentions Korker's growing fortune. Like the disapproval of Teresa Kerry's millions, who cares how much money somebody has if it's honestly come by? And how can anyone run in our corrupt system without the millions in campaign finances which one needs to spin to win? I guess Harold's peeps are trying to paint Korker as rich and therefore out of touch with economic malaise. It's a shitty tactic.

But not as shitty as Korker's ad--what a corker! Wal-mart has even fired one of the ad's producer as a result. Another producer is a Rove protege. From cbsnews.com:

"The ad, in which a white woman with blonde hair and bare shoulders looks into the camera and whispers, "Harold, call me," and then winks, was produced by Scott Howell, the former political director for Rove's consulting firm in Texas.

The RNC ad doesn't mention that "Harold" is black, but the NAACP and others have complained the commercial makes an implicit appeal to deep-seated racial fears about black men and white women."

"Deep-seated" as in "all up in yo bootay" deep-seated? As a white woman I share these fears in reverse--that I WON'T get any black men to seduce me. (Seduce means stick your dick through a hole in a men's room at the bus station, right?) But Harold is so light-skinned that black barely applies to him. Not to mention that his southern accent is more honkified than even the reptilian blactress Jasmine Guy as Whitley on A DIFFERENT WORLD. Anyway, this ad was yanked, only to be replaced by one which claims that he wants to give abortion pills to schoolchildren. How horrid! Even to the boys? Is there any estrogen in them? Where can I find out?


Sorry! Side-tracked again! As a former Tennesseean, I really don't believe that fears of interracial couples are still that strong. I wasn't raised to be be racist, so maybe I'm just blind to it. I mentioned the ad to a straight , while male friend and he agreed that there was a fear of black men taking their white women away from them. In this day and age? I guess I don't worry enough about who gets the white (or any other color) pussy to have this fear register as widespread. And speaking of a wide spread...

Queen Latifah, in a telling interview she gave to a California lesbian magazine--yes, LA is that boring that I sometimes read dyke rags--claimed that there was a fear among the powers that be (ie: straight white men) of "big black dicks swinging". Does that include the giant dildo that butch uses on her female lovers? Craving them as I do, I just can't fathom any paranoia surrounding black donkey dicks. Maybe I'm out of touch. (I also happen to be out of Magnums XL and lube!) But could Queen be right in that the negro's superior endowments be the primordial "root" of anti-black prejudice? Perhaps so, and some weird survival instinct just kicked in with me that subconsciously said "Girl, if you can't beat 'em, EAT 'EM!"

So hard to focus on politics when penis size is woven into the issue at hand. In hand? In mouth? In ass? Shoot, there I go again! What I find so ridiculous is the lookist angle of the ad, which claims "Sure, he looks good", as if a pretty boy candidate is coasting on his looks, never did his homework and might be a promiscuous playboy and therefore too unethical to vote for. This is a really cheap, low blow.

I actually don't know Ford's marital status, but I have a suggestion should he win his term as the first black Senator elected since the Reconstruction. What if he were to settle down with a stunning, if mature showgirl who'd seduced the entire world with her amazing talents but who has roots in Tennessee to sort of tie it all in. I'd add a little glitz and glamor to his homespun charm, and together we'd soon ascend to the presidency as the first interracial couple to ever grace the White House! PRESIDENT HAROLD FORD AND FIRST LADY BUNNY! I know, it's a pipe dream...but what a pipe I'll bet that motherfucker has!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure you stand a chance...maybe when he says "I serve a big god" he's talking about one of those 10 percenter guys.

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady Bunny in 2008!

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GAH!! Dear Dog, I hope that's Photoshopped!

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ye Gods! It looks like a butcher's shop window.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Jade Erik Paige said...

Lady Bunny Hunny,
I love Queen Latifah to death but that girl obviously hasn't been with many white boys LOL. I know more white men with Donkey Dicks than I do black men. Most black men aren't any bigger than most white men I hate that stereotype..if you were to ever become First Lady...We would finally have some life in that White House...LADY BUNNY IN 2008!!!
Girl You Have The Prowess And The Strength You Should Run For President. Defintely Would Be One Hell of Mind Fuck for these close-minded idiots of the world.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is something early 'Jim McGreevey' about Harold Ford that I can't put my finger on . . . or could I?

12:07 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Mitzi, wouldn't that be more like a fishmarket window Or maybe surf 'n' turf? --LB

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny, you look better with with bigger wigs.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a pipe dream alright... a crack pipe.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is Queen Latifah doing talking about big black dick in a lesbian magazine? Is it the bull dagger Halloween fiction issue or something?

12:25 PM  
Blogger Jordy said...

The Re-Pig-Lickin party is so freakin' desperate!

12:49 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

No, that interview was at least 3 years ago. She flirts with open lesbianism but then she dresses fem for a few years for her commercial. She looks radiant either way. --LB

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I saw all that old pussy and lost concentration: did you say Harrison Ford is in another Indiana Jones movie??? Oh, okay. Okay. I can see that...
Wait a minute-- huh?

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been seeing photo's of you in various magazines and you look like you've been
eating a lot at the "All you can shove down your throat Buffet" Exlax works for me. Ease up on the cheese cake you FAKE.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Oh, look, another "anonymous" chicken-shit has dropped by to spread manure from the coop.

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bun bun... It's Corker... And you of all people should know, considering he's the mayor of Chattanooga...
Silly Bunny, hicks are for kids!

I already voted for Ford, as there is now way in hell I'd vote for Corker... But you really should see all the ad's. There have been no fewer than 20 for each party... And this isn't even for Governor!!!
It's crazy.

As far as Corkers money, it's not that he has so much, it's where and how he got it... Considering that he gave himself numerous pay raises while mayor, even though he really didn't need the money as he owns several businesses... AND, several departments in his government that needed the money didn't get them (like one ad says, 30,000 calls to 911 went un-answered because of lack of funding to hire people to pick up the phones!)

One last thing about the ad's... For every one they pull off the air, another equally or more horrible one takes its place!

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady B, have you visited the famous red light district of Amsterdam? where the working girls display themselves in shop windows looking like department store dummies. I went there when I was a teenager looking for a job, I wasn't exactly Hollands answer to Catherine Zeta Jones, but that's still no reason for window shoppers to walk pass me singing "How much is that doggie in the window?" (even if I did have a waggly tail!)

5:20 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Mitzi, I have visited it! With Holly Woodlawn. We were shooting a documentary about her and she'd been flown there to introduce a film. The poroducers paid for the hooker to vacate her booth so that we could go in and camp it up for the cameras. Until her pimp came along and shooed us away. Why do you need pimps if prostitution is legal? I guess it's considered more of an agent than a pimp. --B

1:23 PM  
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