A TURD'S TURDS
Even Bush's Feces & Urine Are Classified Top Secret.
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen WayneMadsenReport.com
Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.
The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
WHOLE REPORT: RENSE.COM
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen WayneMadsenReport.com
Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.
The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
WHOLE REPORT: RENSE.COM
posted by Lady Bunny at Tuesday, July 25, 2006
13 Comments:
Is this an April Fools joke??! Oh, Lord how I hope Jon Stewart gets hold of this. No pun intended.
BUSH IS RUMORED TO TAKE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PROZAC. THIS IS HOW HE QUIT BOOZE (NOT JESUS). THE PROZAC WOULD SHOW UP IN ANALYSES OF HIS EXCRETA AND THE PARANOIA OF THIS REGIME IS WELL DOCUMENTED.
I just thought he took a buttload of heroin to subsititute for the booze. It makes sense--I remember Marianne Faithfull talking about how heroin just makes you "blank." And truth be told, Bush's eyes DO have that sort of vacant, Keith Richards manic glaze...
I think they use the doo doo feces for fertilizer in the White House Rose Garden.
Also, I bet First Lady Bush likes the pee pee urine for her own "personal use" because she is a piss bottom sister woman.
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Cuntoleeza Rice smears it on her watermelon
Prozac makes you feel like you're on ecstasy or high on weed or something like that
LIke you just want to smoke cigarettes and fantasize about old grace jones songs
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