BUSH IN HELL
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell
where the devil is waiting for him.
The devil tells him "Sorry, but we have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going
to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a
large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over
and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In It was Tony Blair with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked
over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!
where the devil is waiting for him.
The devil tells him "Sorry, but we have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going
to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a
large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over
and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In It was Tony Blair with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked
over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!
posted by Lady Bunny at Friday, June 16, 2006
7 Comments:
Ha HAAAA!! It should be worse--he should have to suck off Karl Rove! A reversal of roles for a change...
Reversal of roles? He does suck off Rove, whenever Karl says so. Karl leads this prez. Let him suck off Saddam ...
-OR- Dick Cheney blackmails them all into sucking of his lesbian dotter's shit stained dildo while the devil finger fucks the Worst Lady with a flintstone's chewable vitamin. Now that oughtta teach 'em to fling their sauce-n-juice frothies into the bilge and purge valley of the Entitled States of Imerica
Yes, and then you find out that Dick Cheney is the devil! Now drive that down the east river! Snap!
thanks for the inspiring post. I had to make a photoshop fun to go with it. militanthomosexuals.blogspot.com
This may be a joke, but it's also the truth; Bush is a cocksucker!
Yes, of some type, it seems or so says a gubenatorial candidate in Nevada who claims to have had a sexual encounter with Bush and the US ambassador to Poland, former Knoxville TN mayor can't remember his name but the woman running for governor says she witnessed the two of them having what she described gay sexual contact by someone who had clearly done this before
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