BUNION SOLVES IMMIGRATION AND GAS SHORTAGE!

I'M JUST AN IMMIGRANT-LOVIN' LADY IN HOUSTON THIS PAST EASTER!



In her latest piece in Genre Magazine: FLAMING MAD!



I’m totally torn over this whole immigration issue: On the one hand, every day, I see immigrant workers relieving us Americans of the down-and-dirty, back-breaking, soulless, low-paying jobs that many us would frown on performing—like doing me nightly (thanks, Jorge, Miguel, Juan, Jose and Hose B.). But, on the other hand, I wonder why it is that Americans think they’re too good for these strenuous jobs?

A YOUNG LATINO IMMIGRANT IN HOUSTON HUNGERS FOR WORK! (AND ANOTHER DRINK)



What would Lady Bunny do? There just may be a way to kill two birds with one stone. It’s widely known that the typical Mexican diet contains hearty portions of beans. How about shoving a tube up their butts just after suppertime—all that rootin’ and tootin’ would give them citizenship and end the gas shortage! (Well, the gay ones might like it!) Oh, calm down. I’m only kidding—I’d much rather have a Mexican come through my back door.

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