SYRINGE TOSSED

onto San Diego ballfield at accused steroids user Barry Bonds. There was no needle in it, so Barry's attempt to remove his pants and catch the syringe in his shrivelled glutes, his swollen tongue swirling around his chapped lips, while erotically massaging his large breasts failed. Crowds gasped in unison at the tiny "raisinette" size of his testicals.

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