February 01, 2006

DOG SHIT HAM

from Ananova News:

A Wakefield man lost his appetite when he found "dog sh*t" listed among the ingredients on a packet of ham.

Mick Woods, 34, examined another of the 300g containers and saw the same 'additive' listed on the label.

And he admitted: "Obviously I haven't eaten it. It sort of puts you off."

His partner Tracey, 28, bought the 99p packs of cooked, sliced ham from a store near their home.

The dad-of-three added: "We spent 40 minutes laughing. But we haven't put any in the kids' sandwiches and we had something else for our tea."

Manufacturer H R Hargreaves & Son said it axed an employee over the labeling prank and was trying to recall the ham.

A spokesman for the Manchester firm said: "We can't have people fooling about with food products. A number of packs are affected. We're trying to find out what shops they're in."

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If presidential administrations or presidents of the entitled states required ingredient labels that is what it would say: 1000% Pure Dog Shit

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stopped buying canned hams after I heard they were using post surgery flesh cast offs as "filler".

Imagine thinking you're eating a wonderful canned ham slice when in reality you're dining on the shavings from Lady Bunny's latest esophogial hymenoplasty.

Mmm, mmm good!

4:57 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

There's two of you now? --B

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Dog shit Ham ! I thought you were refering to Varla Merman.

4:46 PM  
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