February 16, 2006

CYSTERS, CYSTERS

From ebay: only $28,000 for a cyst with teeth! EBAY



WE HAVE DECIDED TO SELL THIS PICTURE OF WHAT WE WERE TOLD WAS A OVERIAN CYST AND A TUMOR. OUR DAUGHTER JESSICA IS A FATERNAL TWIN TO MY DAUGHTER MICHELLE. JESSICA WHEN SHE WAS CONCIEVED SOME HOW HER IDENICAL TWIN, THE EGG DIDN'T SPLIT ALL THE WAY AND HER IDENTICAL TWIN ENDED UP GROWING INSIDE OF JESSICA. JESSICA AND MICHELLE ARE 23 AND LOOK IDENTICAL BUT THERE NOT. HER DOCTOR ADVISED ME TO TAKE HER TO A CERTAIN DOCTOR AND HE DID THE SURGERY.HE THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING OUT A TUMOR AND A CYCST THE SIZE OF A VOLLEY BALL. JESSICA'S TUMMY STARTED GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER AND SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE URINATING AND HAVEING A BOWEL MOVEMENT. FOR 10 MONTHS THE DOCTOR JUST GAVE HER PILLS. WE ASKED FOR A XRAY HE WOULD JUST GIVE MORE PILLS . SO I TOLD JESSICA TO GO TO HER CHILDHOOD DOCTOR.HE RIGHT AWAY SAID THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG. THE DOCTOR HE SUGGGESTED TOOK IT OUT AND TOOK A PICTURE WHILE JESSICA WAS STILL ON THE OPERATING TABLE.IF YOU LOOK YOU CAN SEE HER INSISION IS STILL OPENED AND WAY DOWN ON THE LEFT A DOCTOR IS HOLDING HER HAND IT LOOKS LIKE A BABIES HAND.SHE IS VERY PETITE. THEY BIOPSIED THE TUMOR AND THANK GOD IT WAS BENIGN. HOWEVER WHEN THEY BIOPSIED THE CYST WHICH WAS 15 POUNDS, JESSICA ONLY WEIGHED 86 POUNDS AFTER THE CYST WAS REMOVED. WELL THEY DID A BIOPSY ON IT AND FOUND MY DAUGHTERS HAIR, TEETH, BONES AND SOME ORGANS. BUT IT LOOKED LIKE A HUGE MASS, A SOLID MASS OR CYST. NO ONE KNEW THIS WAS MY OTHER TWIN AND JESSICA'S IDENTICAL TWIN. I SHOULD HAVE HAD TRIPLETS. I WAS HEART BROKEN AND JESSICA FELT SHE KILLED HER SISTER BUT OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY KILLED JESSICA TOO. IT WAS LIVING OFF OF HER BLOOD AND OXYGEN AND WAS ATTACHED TO HER NAVEL AND STOMACH. WHOEVER IS INTERESTED IN USEING THIS PHOTO THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THE ORIGINAL PICTURE THE DOCTOR TOOK ITS A 8X10 OR BIGGER.THIS IS JESSICA'S AND MY DECISION AND WE HAVE VERY GOOD AND SOUND REASONS FOR SELLING THIS BUT WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO SAY ON EBAY. HOWEVER I DO HAVE A E-MAIL AND MY PHONE NUMBER IS ON EVERY LISTING. ONLY THOSE TRULEY WANTING OR NEEDING TO BUY THIS BID ON IT. YOU CAN E-MAIL ME FOR QUESTIONS OR CALL ME .NO RUDE E-MAILS OR PHONE CALLS PLEASE.HERE IS A PICTURE OF JESSICA WITH HER BELLY POOCHING OUT. THIS WAS A YEAR BEFORE SHE HAD SURGEY AND A PICTURE OF THE TUMOR AND CYST. THE CYST THAT TURNED OUT TO BE HER TWIN AND MY DAUGHTER.I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO STOP THIS AUCTION AT ANYTIME FOR ANY REASON. THE WINNER WILL RECIEVE THE ORIGINAL PICTURE TAKEN BY THE DOCTOR IN THE OPERATING ROOM.HAPPY AND HEALTHY BIDDING!!!

13 Comments:

Blogger Mistress_Mini said...

Eh, I'll pass, but do let us know when you're auctioning off your ladymeat, Bunny.

3:29 AM  
Blogger Tigger said...

This missing twin...is actually called a Teratoma.

Wikipedia defines a teratoma as:

"A teratoma is a type of tumor that derives from pluripotent germ cells. The word comes from a Greek term meaning roughly "monster tumor". Teratomas (more correctly teratomata) usually start from cells in the testes in men, the ovaries in women and in the sacrum in children."

Teratomata often contain well-differentiated cells which can result in tissues growing in a teratoma which are quite different from the surrounding tissue—ovarian teratomata have been known to grow hair and teeth. Such a benign cystic teratoma is often termed a dermoid cyst, nowadays more correctly termed a mature teratoma. Some teratomata may contain a mixture of well-differentiated, mature tissues as: respiratory epithelium, hair follicle, fat tissue or mature nervous tissue."

As you can see...this woman is totally bullshitting everyone about this being some mysterious "twin" growing inside her daughter.

5:53 AM  
Blogger JSN KWD said...

for that much money, i'd want the cyst itself, not just the 8X10 glossy.

7:22 AM  
Blogger Gina Bruce said...

i just threw up in my mouth a little

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warped

5:40 PM  
Blogger JSN KWD said...

yeah, haven't you ever pooched out? you know, when it's friday night, you're a little drunk, you spot a handsome terrier loitering outside the public washrooms, one thing leads to another, and . . . well you get the idea. maybe that's what got poor jessica in this mess in the first place. dirty, dirty jessica!

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