STEVE MARTIN ON CHENEY
From HUFFPO:
Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. "I didn't really shoot the President twice," said Cheney. "The second time I shot him, I was president. It wasn't until my third shot, where I accidentally shot my own foot, that I had shot the president twice.
I was officially injured and unable to govern, when Dennis Hastert came in, and stepped on the butt handle of the rifle causing it to swing up like a rake and shoot his hair off. I guess I'm officially responsible for that too, meaning I shot the acting president for a total of three occupants of the oval office. I'm not proud, but it is a record."
Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. "I didn't really shoot the President twice," said Cheney. "The second time I shot him, I was president. It wasn't until my third shot, where I accidentally shot my own foot, that I had shot the president twice.
I was officially injured and unable to govern, when Dennis Hastert came in, and stepped on the butt handle of the rifle causing it to swing up like a rake and shoot his hair off. I guess I'm officially responsible for that too, meaning I shot the acting president for a total of three occupants of the oval office. I'm not proud, but it is a record."
posted by Lady Bunny at Wednesday, February 15, 2006
4 Comments:
posted by 2/11SunSets
That are the 13 hulls involved in VicePresident Cheney's fabrication of facts and truth:
1) Army, Navy, Air Force (http://aia.lackland.af.mil/), and Marine Corpsintelligence
organizations; they collect and process intelligence relevant to their particular
services.
2) The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) collects and analyzes foreign intelligence on
national security topics.
3) Coast Guard Intelligence deals with information related to U.S. maritime borders and
homeland security.
4) The Defense Intelligence Agency provides military intelligence to commanders,
policy-makers, and force planners.
5) The Department of Energy performs analyses of foreign nuclear weapons, nuclear
nonproliferation, and energy security-related intelligence issues.
6) The Department of Homeland Security is charged with preventing terrorist attacks
within the United States, reducing American vulnerability to terrorism, and minimizing
the damage from attacks that do occur.
7) The Department of State Bureau of Intelligence and Research (INR) collects
information affecting U.S. foreign policy.
8) The Department of the Treasury collects and processes information that may affect
U.S. fiscal and monetary policy.
9) The Federal Bureau of Investigation deals with counterespionage and data about
international criminal cases.
10) The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency provides imagery and other data,
generally in the form of maps, to describe and depict the Earth's physical features.
Formerly called the National Imagery and Mapping Agency.
11) The National Reconnaissance Office coordinates the collection and analysis of
airplane and satellite reconnaissance information gathered by the military services and
CIA.
12) The Texas Parks and Wildlife Agency collecting datas around animal game hunting
13) The National Security Agency collects and processes foreign signals intelligence
information, such as telephone communications, and protects critical U.S. information
security VS
It's a pleasure to present You Mr. Richard Hayes Phillips:
"Sat Feb 11 7:00 PM CST – SECRET SERVICE CALLS THE SHERIFF. The supervisor of the
McAllen Field Office notifies the Kenedy County Sheriff’s Department. The vice president
is not to be interviewed until Sunday morning. "They made arrangements at the sheriff's
request to have deputies come out and interview the vice president the following morning
at 8 A.M.," according to Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren"(Richard Hayes Phillips).
And. Do shoot when the sun sets!
The time Cheney shot the human body seems in the bounds of the last half-hour of sunset
at the ranch(Kenedy County(?)) where the shooting took place. With other words:In the
last 20 minutes!
Reply to the actual time of shooting & sun-sets :
"The report says the shooting happened at 5:30pm.
So there may be another set of conflicting reports"(Posted by: Dee Pb.D at February 16,
2006 02:39 PM).
Proof & Augmentation:
"In an interview with Fox News, Mr. Cheney acknowledged drinking one beer with his
lunch. He said the hunt began several hours later. The shooting occurred around 5:50
p.m.(SIC!), according to the U.S. Secret Service, which traveled with the vice
president"("Cheney cleared in shooting", 02:10 PM CST on Thursday, February 16 2006, by
Michaels, Dave,The Dallas Morning News Corporation(compare: www.dallasnews.com)).
Reply to there are conflicting statement_Facts :
There is a unique Sunset at 18.10( Local Time ).
Calculation: 18.10 MINUS 17.50 equals 20 minutes QED
Posted by: viking_ll at February 16, 2006 04:27 PM
It's a pleasure to present You Mr. Richard Hayes
Phillips:
"Sat Feb 11 7:00 PM CST – SECRET SERVICE CALLS THE
SHERIFF. The supervisor of the McAllen Field Office
notifies the Kenedy County Sheriff’s Department. The
vice president is not to be interviewed until Sunday
morning. "They made arrangements at the sheriff's
request to have deputies come out and interview the
vice president the following morning at 8 A.M.,"
according to Secret Service spokesman Eric
Zahren"(Richard Hayes Phillips). And. Do shoot when
the sun sets!
The time Cheney shot the human body seems in the
bounds of the last half-hour of sunset at the
ranch(Kenedy County(?)) where the shooting took
place. With other words:In the last 20 minutes!
Reply to the actual time of shooting & sun-sets :
"The report says the shooting happened at 5:30pm.
So there may be another set of conflicting
reports"(Posted by: Dee Pb.D at February 16, 2006
02:39 PM).
Proof & Augmentation:
"In an interview with Fox News, Mr. Cheney
acknowledged drinking one beer with his lunch. He
said the hunt began several hours later. The shooting
occurred around 5:50 p.m.(SIC!), according to the
U.S. Secret Service, which traveled with the vice
president"("Cheney cleared in shooting", 02:10 PM CST
on Thursday, February 16 2006, by Michaels, Dave,The
Dallas Morning News Corporation(compare:
www.dallasnews.com)).
Reply to there are conflicting statement_Facts :
There is a unique Sunset at 18.10( Local Time ).
Calculation: 18.10 MINUS 17.50 equals 20 minutes QED
To your_blogs:I assume You at
least know that Armstrong(the
ranch owner) as President of
the Texas game hunting & forest
association edicted the law
that it is forbidden to hunt
in the last half sunset hour.
"Authorities did not investigate the accident until the next day. The Texas Parks and
Wildlife accident report, dated two days after the shooting, checked "No" on the
question of whether Cheney appeared under the influence of intoxicants. It did not
address whether the hunters had been drinking at all. (The report also included a
diagram depicting Whittington's wounds on the wrong side of his body.)"(Calvin Woodward
& Nancy Benac The Associated Press, Washington Post, Saturday 18th february 2006).
Thanks for article!
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