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January 30, 2005

Bush Elected President Of Iraq


December 18, 2005

Asian Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, Kashmir Earthquake Battle For Natural Disasty Award


April 3, 2005

Pope Died As He Lived: Propped Up For Public Viewing


June 24, 2005

North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention


March 10, 2005

Brain-Dead Americans Defend Brain-Dead Florida Woman


April 9, 2005

Prince Charles Weds Longtime Horse


February 6, 2005

Losing Super Bowl Team Gets Locker-Room Condolence Call From John Kerry


October 19, 2005

Theory Of Intelligent School-Board Design Disproven


December 10, 2005

White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex


January 7, 2005

Pitt, Aniston To Quietly Separate