November 11, 2005


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>> Family fortunes <<
George W Bush's mother troubles

It's hard to believe it was only one year
ago that George W Bush was re-elected President.
Since then he seems to have lost almost
every single friend. Even his own family.

One Popbitch reader was at a Texas dinner
party recently and sat next to a friend of
Barbara Bush, Dubya's mother. Over the meal
she confided that the Bush family only ever
called the President by his rather patronising
family nickname, "Junior". And that on a
recent hunting trip she'd asked Barbara what
George was like.

"Junior? Hmmmm..." Barbara apparently sighed.
"He's not like the rest of us."

Mrs Bush's friend leant towards our source
to explain. "Here in Texas... that means
he's stupid."

(FYI: Actually Bush does have one fan - 50 Cent.
He's been defending the President this week
from Kanye West's attacks, saying, "The New
Orleans disaster was meant to happen. It was an
act of God. People responded to it the best way
they can.")

>> Madonna-watch 2 <<
         Is career going down (luxury) toilet?

    When Madonna performed this week on German TV
    show "Wetten, dass..?",  she refused to use their
    toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane
    to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre
    luxury toilet into the grounds. The mega-bog
    contained two wash basins with halogen lighting,
    two showers and a separate toilet room and
    cost €3500 to rent. The Pope used the same
    model when he visited Cologne.

(FYI: Green Day and Shakira were also on the show
but they used the normal shitters.)

Victor Willis, who was the "cop" in the Village
    People, is on the run from the cops in
    California. He was arrested after police found
    crack cocaine, a loaded gun and "drug
    paraphernalia" in his Corvette. Willis posted
    $100,000 bail, but disappeared and has not been
    found since. He's even made it on to America's
    Most Wanted list. Presumably he was concerned
    that his prison time would involve lots of
    large sexually frustrated men queuing up for
    a celebrity shag.

(FYI: Willis co-founded the Village People in 1977.
He sang lead on their big hits, but got kicked
out in 1979 for his drug use. He was convicted
in 1990 of drug possession and was acquitted
of rape in 1993.)

Old Jokes Home:
Doctor says to patient: "I have some bad news about
the bird flu you have caught."

Patient: "Oh, not. What is it doc?"

Doc says: "It's unTweetable."


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