November 10, 2005


Don't ask me to explain what happen to my site--it just vanished due to a error and repeated attempts to correct it failed. I was on the road with no access to the fucking lost original credit card number so I couldn't even find out what the trouble was if it weren't for my web designer hacking in. I had recently posted those pix of Jeff Stryker's dong dongling in my face, as well as an old Genre column (Bunny: Attacked) in which I had mentioned a woman who beat two hand-holding dykes with a baseball bat. Remembering George Bush holding hands with that Saudi official in Crawford, I wondered what this batty homophobe would do if she caught sight of the two leaders cuddling, and I even went a little further--though this passage has now been removed. I was scared that my wishing the president physical harm could be construed as treason, which, though it sounds medieval, they do still come after you for it. At one paranoid point, I entered my hall and the light bulb was on the fritz and blinking. I whirled around thinking it was a police siren! Then in an especially tragic moment, I boarded a plane for LA and while attempting to stow my carry-on in the overhead bin, it came crashing down on an old man's face and shoulder who immediately said:


I chimed right in with "MY NECK, MY BACK, LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK" and other lyrics from Khia's hit. Every passenger looked on with an expression of combined horror and "Lynch Miss Thing!" Needless to say, I was sweating bullets throughout the long flight, expecting to be greeted by his lawyers and the FBI for the treason charges.

Praise the lord for Tijuana's thriving prescription drug scene--a shopping trip there considerably calmed my mood. I was even steady enough to laugh at one funny sombrero vendor's greeting of "How may I rip you off today?"

Anyhoo, it's great to be back. Thank you soooooooo much to those of you who wrote concerned notes and even offered to help get the site back on track. I think I am going to remove the fisting photos from Hustlaball and clean up my blog a little to be on the safe side. In fact, right this very minute,




Anonymous Anonymous said...

glad you are back, baby

12:19 PM  
Blogger Steveo said...

Love you Bunny, welcome back :)

The days without your horribly dirty blog to keep me company were pure torture

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bunny's washing her hands? this has got to be a joke!! she hasn't wash her hands since '73...anthropologists can't wait for her to kiel over so they can do a study of the gunk under her nails...

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, guhrll, I'm cornfursed. Did someone gook your site because of things you posted on it? Is that the jist of it?

1:34 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

I did clip my nasty nails for the first time in weeks today! Available for $5 each!

And Star, the site was not taken down because of content. They've put it back up with all the same content. There was some domain server bullshit thing which wasn't updated to synch up with some other geek bullshit which I can't comprehend. --B

2:35 PM  
Blogger Chris Krakora said...

Thank goodness you and your blog are back, I was afraid that Bush's (anti-)porn czars had dragged you off to Sibera or wherever. Glad to know it wasn't the case.

7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see you back. I was afraid you'd been banned as so many sites are here.

11:26 PM  
Blogger g said...

Phew! Glad you're back up & running again (especially in those marvelous heels); we were all worried sick...

4:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady Bunny... I'm gald your blog is back - I was looking forward to my weekly dose of Lady Bunny humour only to find your website had vanished.

I'[ve just got to ask... these fabulous bathrooms (toilets to us British folk) you've been visiting lately - where are they?

6:59 AM  
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