THAILAND'S LADYBOYS

From skrufff.com, a site which sends out an interesting weekly newsletter which primarily focuses on dance music culture, but includes other bites as well. But they aren't on the website, you have to visit the website and sign up for the newsletter, which will then be emailed to you, unlike my fabled newsletter, which has yet to materialize!

Lady-boy Kissing Criminals Threaten Thai Tourists

A 73 year old Bangladeshi businessman bit off more than he could chew this week,
when he took three transvestite prostitutes back to his Bangkok apartment who
proceeded to drug him before robbing him of his laptop, money and mobile phone.

The reportedly 'attractive' ladyboys confessed to cops that they slipped
powerful sedatives down their victim's throat as they passionately snogged him,
prompting Thai authorities to issue a general alert to tourists warning of the
sinister new scam.

"Don't rush to kiss a stranger on the mouth, " a police lieutenant colonel
advised, "Or you will end up in a deep sleep." (AP)

In more bad news for Bangkok revellers, authorities this week imposed a further
clampdown on licensing arrangements, outlawing sales of alcohol from midnight at
all venues and shops throughout the city. A citywide 2am club curfew is already
strictly enforced across the capital with many clubs closing at one, and the new
alcohol ban will presumably mean many, if not all, are now forced to shut at
midnight.

THAILADYBOYS

With techniques developed over the last five years, surgeons can now construct
a clitoris and maximize vaginal sensation. Dr Thep claims most patients can even
reach orgasm. Transsexuals sporting a 'neovagina' are technically no longer
faking it - they have become the real thing… even better than the real thing
according to some . . .

Bunny note: Since doctors invert the penis to make the neovagina, if they dick ain't big enough, they can't make they pussy big enough. So they have to take some of the colon tissue to extend the vagina to make it sufficiently deep to fuck! Colon tissue? Talk about a shitty vagina! But these Thai changes are GORGEOUS!

Check 'em out here:

THAISEXCHANGES (Miss Tiffany's
Universe, 'the world's leading ladyboy beauty pageant')

But Chicago's own blonde bombshell--former Dennis Rodman blow-hort--Mimi Marks just snatched the Miss Asia World trophy in Thailand, after winning last year's World's Most Beautiful Transsexual pageant in Vegas a year or so ago. Mimi is a goddess and total sweetheart. Having had the pleasure of meeting her in her day look, I think she looks even cuter with no make-up! Die, bitch! You're just too fucking gorgeous!