November 19, 2005

FROM POPBITCH.COM

Arnold's an ass man. Watch this silly video of Mr. Universe visiting Brasil.

assman

And some Hilton poop:

>> Spanking the monkey <<
Paris attacked by primate, buys bullwhip

Now that Michael Jackson has fled to Bahrain,
Paris Hilton is filling the "crazy celebrity
with monkey" void by walking around Los
Angeles with her pet primate, called Baby Luv.

However, when she visited Agent Provocateur,
Baby Luv went bananas, biting Paris and
clawing at her face.

Paris' calmly tied the monkey to a cabinet,
then bought $400 of pants. Ominously for Baby
Luv, she also purchased a bullwhip.

(FYI: Michael Jackson reportedly disciplined his
chimp Bubbles by shaving his arse.)


Provocative photos of Paris' mother Kathy at a party,
when she was 14, are on sale on eBay. Teen actress
Kathy married Rick Hilton when she was barely 19.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If i was that monkey, id claw and bite her. That being said there is nothing to bite on her (what? her nonexsistent boobs?) and she'd probably taste of alocohol.

Love ur work Lady Bunny

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov Doofinator's Trip to Rio is not only a feature of the Found Film Festival, you can buy it at Amazon.

http://dewar.journalspace.com/?entryid=313

12:33 AM  

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