FROM POPBITCH.COM
Arnold's an ass man. Watch this silly video of Mr. Universe visiting Brasil.
assman
And some Hilton poop:
>> Spanking the monkey <<
Paris attacked by primate, buys bullwhip
Now that Michael Jackson has fled to Bahrain,
Paris Hilton is filling the "crazy celebrity
with monkey" void by walking around Los
Angeles with her pet primate, called Baby Luv.
However, when she visited Agent Provocateur,
Baby Luv went bananas, biting Paris and
clawing at her face.
Paris' calmly tied the monkey to a cabinet,
then bought $400 of pants. Ominously for Baby
Luv, she also purchased a bullwhip.
(FYI: Michael Jackson reportedly disciplined his
chimp Bubbles by shaving his arse.)
Provocative photos of Paris' mother Kathy at a party,
when she was 14, are on sale on eBay. Teen actress
Kathy married Rick Hilton when she was barely 19.
assman
And some Hilton poop:
>> Spanking the monkey <<
Paris attacked by primate, buys bullwhip
Now that Michael Jackson has fled to Bahrain,
Paris Hilton is filling the "crazy celebrity
with monkey" void by walking around Los
Angeles with her pet primate, called Baby Luv.
However, when she visited Agent Provocateur,
Baby Luv went bananas, biting Paris and
clawing at her face.
Paris' calmly tied the monkey to a cabinet,
then bought $400 of pants. Ominously for Baby
Luv, she also purchased a bullwhip.
(FYI: Michael Jackson reportedly disciplined his
chimp Bubbles by shaving his arse.)
Provocative photos of Paris' mother Kathy at a party,
when she was 14, are on sale on eBay. Teen actress
Kathy married Rick Hilton when she was barely 19.
posted by Lady Bunny at Saturday, November 19, 2005
2 Comments:
If i was that monkey, id claw and bite her. That being said there is nothing to bite on her (what? her nonexsistent boobs?) and she'd probably taste of alocohol.
Love ur work Lady Bunny
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