November 30, 2005

LIQUID ASS

This would make a great gift for Laura Bush--she loves shit so much she married it.


LIQUIDASS

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such a very lovely and dainty product. Pray tell, do you bottle it yourself? I think we should nominate you to be the national spokeswoman -- well, once your exclusive contract with Rush expires, of course.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Lady Bunny should be the spokesbitch for that product. She looks like ass, smells like ass, talks like ass and makes sounds like an ass. They should have called it Lady Bunny in a Bottle.

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny, you are so right on that one! Oh I was reading today's headlines on worldofwonder.net, and found this mention of your DVD, "The Lady Bunny is for sale. So what else is new, you ask? What's new is that you can buy her this time and not have to worry about picking up an STD. Now it's only her DVD you'll pick up, if you're smart. And it's highly contagious." :D

7:18 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Say...I'd LOVE to take some of that to work and listen to the ensuing conversation:

HEATHER 1: "Omigod, wasn't that episode of Desperate Housewives just amazing last night?"

HEATHER 2: "Yes, that yardguy is just the hot--" *SNIFF SNIFF* "--Omigod, Heather 1, is that you? Did you totally raunch?"

HEATHER 1: "Like, no, it totally wasn't me, Heather 2!"

HEATHER 2: "Yes, it totally was! You are, like, a totally gross crack whore!"

HEATHER 1: "I'm totally going to pull your hair for that, Heather 2!" (Scuffling ensues, during which both fall to the floor and crack their heads against the side of the desk. Ambulance comes, carries them off to hospital. I switch chairs with Heather 1, because she doesn't have any duct tape on hers. Peace and quiet for WEEKS as they remain out of the office recuperating. By the time they return, I have transferred. I love happy endings! And all because of LiquidAss! Thanks, LiquidAss! :-))

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your a cunt! Stupid fucking cunt. Or a wanna cunt.
When Marxist rules, you fucking die!!!

8:46 AM  
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