October 22, 2005

HUSTLABALL

Berlin is a magical city steeped in history where you'll find sensational architecture, a thriving art scene, top-notch museums, and world class shopping, all within a stone's throw from each other.

BUT I KNOW YOU WHORES DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT. YOU WANT SMUT!



Well, Berlin is also one of the world's capital's of kink, and lordy! was I ever plunked down in the middle of it as a featured performer at Hustlaball, a sort of fairground for male prostitutes catering to every imaginable taste--or lack thereof! My "comedy" was largely lost in translation on a semi-english speaking crowd. I had thought that a "clever" sight gag like pulling a brown-tipped banana out of my ass to the tune of Gwen Stefani's HOLLABACK GIRL and then sniffing and pointing to the banana as if verifying "Mmmm Mmmm, that's my shit, that's my shit" would appeal to non-english speakers, scat enthusiasts and anyone wanting to lampoon that dreadful tune. I guess I'm just too kinky for Berlin!

But then I got to introduce porn star Jeff Stryker, who was filming for a reality show. Hey, he's a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy ever was and just as hung so why not? He and I shared a dressing room and he could not have been sweeter, although one of his eyes was swollen and bothering him quite a bit. "Don't worry" I reasured him, "ain't nobody gone be lookin' at your eye, Jeff!" This gave rise to all sorts of sad "sight for sore eyes", "Jeff, are you winking at me?", etc type of tomfoolery. He was supposed to have his "anatomically correct action figure" doll, but hadn't brought one so we couldn't do our skit in which I asked him about the doll, he asked me a la one of his pornformances "Yeah, you wanna see that big doll?" and then pulled the doll out at his crotch level while I deepthroated it. So poor, poor me had to fake it with his legendary 9 inch cock! Jeff's still sexy, but I didn't manage to get any good pix with his face in it. Oh well, his biggest asset is still in plain view.


17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darling-

I hope in the future you'll be able to find fresher meat. Didn't you meet my model Wilfried Knight there? And for godsake- Jeff would be so offended that you wrote 9". Isn't he famous for all 12"? Oh well. Maybe his ruler broke sixty years ago, when he last measured it.

Love you both!
Michael Lucas

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have singlehandedly set the gay rights movement back 10 years. I'll take care of the other 10 and then it'll be like 1985 again and things will be FUN!

Jackie Beat

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're one of the few queens that can stand a big closeup like that!! No five o' clock shadow, no runnig...

5:10 PM  
Blogger yes said...

why do these pics remind me of a little kid at a petting zoo? hope you didn't catch e coli!

12:39 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

I already had e coli.

As far as the close-up looking good, you should have seen the horrific shots I edited out! --B

5:04 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

And Lypstinka said "With that mug, no wonder he's not hard!" --B

5:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the fact that his dick is half the size of your head! ...with the wig!

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Mary Louise!! I hope you chewed 32 times before swallowing!!

1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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All Photos by Lypsinka

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Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Strgyn! No, it isn't. --B

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Well, Berlin is also one of the world's capital's of kink, and lordy! was I ever plunked down in the middle of it as a featured performer at Hustlaball, a sort of fairground for male prostitutes catering to every imaginable taste--or lack thereof! My "comedy" was largely lost in translation on a semi-english speaking crowd. I had thought that a "clever" sight gag like pulling a brown-tipped banana out of my ass to the tune of Gwen Stefani's HOLLABACK GIRL and then sniffing and pointing to the banana as if verifying "Mmmm Mmmm, that's my shit, that's my shit" would appeal to non-english speakers, scat enthusiasts and anyone wanting to lampoon that dreadful tune. I guess I'm just too kinky for Berlin!

But then I got to introduce porn star Jeff Stryker, who was filming for a reality show. Hey, he's a lot better looking than Ron Jeremy ever was and just as hung so why not? He and I shared a dressing room and he could not have been sweeter, although one of his eyes was swollen and bothering him quite a bit. "Don't worry" I reasured him, "ain't nobody gone be lookin' at your eye, Jeff!" This gave rise to all sorts of sad "sight for sore eyes", "Jeff, are you winking at me?", etc type of tomfoolery. He was supposed to have his "anatomically correct action figure" doll, but hadn't brought one so we couldn't do our skit in which I asked him about the doll, he asked me a la one of his pornformances "Yeah, you wanna see that big doll?" and then pulled the doll out at his crotch level while I deepthroated it. So poor, poor me had to fake it with his legendary 9 inch cock! Jeff's still sexy, but I didn't manage to get any good pix with his face in it. Oh well, his biggest asset is still in plain view

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