September 11, 2005


I'M AGREEING WITH JAMES ST. JAMES??? (This is from the fantastic blog, which James contributes to.)

If you're like me, when you heard that Paris Hilton was going to be gracing the cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair, you wondered what ON EARTH they could possibly tell us about her at this point that we didn't already know, and what sort of revelation would possibly warrant a COVER STORY in the once-upper-middlebrow-now-hopelessly-tabloid-and-quite-suddenly-irrelevant magazine?

Well, it's a doozy. Apparently SHE HAS A PENIS! Yes! It's true! The girl is packing! That's a tuck if I've ever seen one! SHE LOOKS LIKE FREAKIN' CRISTIANO RONOLDO! Also, it seems she is so dull, so stupid, and so vacant that it took the combined gobbledegook of Camille Paglia and Naomi Wolf to make her even slightly interesting!
Graydon, Graydon, Graydon, it's time to air out your office and stop hanging out with Fran Lebowitz. You're losing your touch, babe.

– James St. James

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY, Vanity Fair makes mistakes, Remember Vanity Fair put an actress named Gretchen Moll on the cover as the next big thing? Within months her career disappeared. So I don't think giving the starlet to one of the highest grossing porn films in recent history, is unwarranted. She deserves it. She will marry wealthy and maybe a few months after teh cover she will disappear. Doubt it though America is running out of celebrities. I mean where is Joey Heatherton and Susan Anton? See what I mean?

4:31 PM  
Blogger Mistress_Mini said...

But I thought Penis was supposed to be "retiring" from uh what is it that she does? Besides waste oxygen and bring a new meaning to the term horse faced? Hmmm

HAHA to the Bush pic btw subliminal messages are great

12:06 AM  
Blogger DJ Fruit Loops said...

Oh that Pic of Shrub is awesome

Too funny

9:03 AM  

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