STUFFED REPTILES ONLY!

Robin Powers contacted me about this upcoming rock-edged drag pageant in Tennessee. If you are interested in competing for the title of MISS EXTREME DIVA, by all means visit http://cabaret2.4t.com and register. If not, you may find some of the rules amusing.

Section 3 : Rules And Regulations I know, boring, but needed. The Following is a list of all the rules that must be obeyed during the pageant. ANY abuse or failure to follow these rules will result in immediate disqualification from the pageant. Further action may be taken by the Owners and/or Management of the bar at their discretion. 1) You must be at least 18 years of age to enter Miss Xtreme Diva. 2) All common sense rules apply. This Means, NO fighting with other contestants or performers, NO drug use in or on the property of the bar, NO stealing from other performers or contestants, NO vandalism of performer, contestant, or bar property. 3) No reptiles or other animals of any species, unless they are stuffed. 4) If provided, the use of a motorcycle is permitted, BUT you must consult with bar owners/management, you must provide the cycle and driver, you are permitted to drive it yourself, if you know what you are doing. 5) You may NOT use fire, water or glitter. Fog is acceptable, if kept to a minimum. 6) Talent Rules : You must be Xtreme, no matter what form of music you perform. This includes comedy, or over the top drag. The best thing to do is to pull something out of that nether region behind you. Be dark, be evil, be funny just be Xtreme with it. Music must be no more than seven minutes long. You will have a one minute setup time if needed. 7) Q&A - Answer must be no more than four minutes, and content must be relatively clean of “foul” language. Rely less on cursing to work the crowd. Leave the four letter words to the emcee. 8)You must be present at orientation, and be on time backstage at 8pm. If you are not backstage at 9pm, you will not be competing, and your application fee not returned. 9) You are allowed ONE helper backstage. ADMISSION WILL BE PAID FOR YOUR PERSONAL DRESSER ONLY. Dancers must remain in the bar area until the intermission and must return to the bar area after your Talent performance. Admission to the bar will NOT be provided for dancers. Bar Owners/Management must be provided with the name of your personal dresser. Failure to comply with these rules will result in immediate disqualification from the Miss Xtreme Diva Pageant, and forfeiture of your entry fee. You will have from orientation at 4pm until 8:30pm to make a final decision as to competing or not. At 8:31pm, if you decide to not compete, you will lose your entry fee