May 06, 2005

CAMEL-TOE ALERT!

An entire website devoted to the unsightly crotch bulges known as camel-toes can be found at: http://ctoe.bolt.com/mens03.html. Pix include hilarious commentary. Sample post below.


Elvis Toe
Toe Factor: 2 (yes...he has two)
Seen: Vegas.... where else.

This is disturbing on so many levels, I scarcely know where to begin. The image of Pelvis here will forever be burned into my memory; and I am not pleased. The problem is that his gut is so pendulous that he can't even see that his scrotal luggage is not going to fit in the overhead bin. Did his room at the Sahara have a mirror? I hope he isn't one of those Flying Elvises that skydive. Can you imagine looking skyward and seeing this pair of doodads coming down toward you? Worse yet, can you imagine waking up next to him at the Heartbreak Hotel? Some poor woman probably has. But the saddest part is that if he hadn't died on the crapper, the real Elvis probably would have looked like this by now. Now, that is a stamp I would love to lick and put on an envelope. This guy is truly a Hunk a Hunk of Burning Love.

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