HELP, IT'S BUNNY CALLING!
A new gay company wants to hire me to record some ringtones to sell downloads of on their site. Except for "I've fallen and I can't pick up!"and "Time to change your colostomy bag" (with fart noises), I am drawing a blank on "cute" ideas. They shouldn't be too dark or too dirty. I'm sure I would enjoy hearing those tones, but I doubt anybody would sell 'em. SO SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOMED! Thanking you in advance. --Bunion.
posted by Lady Bunny at Saturday, May 14, 2005
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oooooh LB has a blog. I used to love the days when you and Girlina used to spin out the white lounge of Ultra every Thursday at Spa. (sigh)
Y'all's traish and I love you both for it! I LOVE 'em all!
"Biiiiiiiiiiiitch!!! - Answer your frickin fone!!!"
"Avon Calling"
"Last Nights Trade Calling"
"Here Kitty... kitty... kitty... has anyone seen my pussy???"
How about ....
"Hello lover, about last night...well, I'm not really 18"
or
"Hello Sexy!, Wow!, when you said you were straight, I thought you meant you were horny... I bet your sore this morning :)
"Ladies and Gentlemen your attention please. This subscriber is currently receiving an incoming call. Please keep background noise to a minimum for the duration of this call. Thank you."
in warbling tone "Hello? Hello? Hello?"
"Attention, attention, incoming call, incoming call. Attention, attention, incoming call, incoming call. Ooh, I smell fabric softner. Does anyone else smell fabric softener?"
FABRIC SOFTENER? And I thought I was retarded!
"there is a lesbiterian on the line..."
"stalker alert!! now quit getting drunk and giving out your number!"
"get the lube off your hands before you touch me!!"
I think you should do your best bits.... just one lines of it ... the fab Bunny ...
"Can anyone understand what Toni Braxton is saying" (breaks into your/her song)
etc....
or
"Warning if my nipple falls out it's just looking for food"
^^ nice blog!! ^@^
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