LET ME TRY TO SEEM YOUNG & COMPLAIN ABOUT MY CELLPHONE!
OK--iphone autocorrect is a little out of control. Between my stubby, arthritic fingers and fading eyesight, I almost just sent a text about having "he" instead of "me" spin at a "fag" instead of "gay" pride event. And even worse, the other day I sent a text about "sicking" someone's d(ck instead of sucking it. Which might be true but you don't want to let your trick know it beforehand.