November 30, 2013


I've had a wonderful tour of Australia for the past two weeks thanks to Rod Lay at Global Spin. But imagine my shock to see this koala bear-infested Christmas tree in my hotel lobby, cruelly mocking Jesus's birthday with false, if cuddly, idols. With a heavy heart I'm heading home where we're still fighting the War On Christmas. This chilling photo proves they've lost that war down under. How wilt they tormenteth me yet? Put another shrimp on The Nativity and Dingo Bells? Beelzebub! Hexuba! Elpheba! Salem!!Qantas! I hereby denounce thee!