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You Can Buy Weed and Crack in the D.C. Area With Tide Detergent

(Maybe Tide should use this as an ad. since other brands clearly don't measure up!_

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Man Arrested For Having Sex With Sofa In Street

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Tootsie Meets The Avengers In New Movie starring the hilarious Bianca Del Rio as a school teacher!

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NJ Goat Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Woman He Brought Home From NYC

And no, it wasn't Sascha Baron Cohen!

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