NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO SUE HURRICANE SANDY VICTIMS!
Just call me the FEMA FATALE! I had no prior knowledge that Adam was going to reference me in his comedy, but apparently my slutty ways are just as much an institution as bed bugs, Bloomberg and Li-Lo's frequent NYC arrests. Glad I could do my part for Sandy Relief--but I've never knowingly blown Adam! And at my age, I'm thrilled anytime anyone uses an older pic of me!
I appeared at the 2:34 mark.
LYRICS:“The bed bug scare of 2010 / The Lohans getting busted again and again / The lady who said she was a man right after she blew ya (sorry that was just me!) / Trump’s combover always making us sick/ The congressmen who tweeted his dick / The mayor’s ban on 32-ounce Mountain Dew-ya / Hallelujah / Sandy, screw ya / We’ll get through ya / ‘Cause we’re New Yorkers.