A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS

Christmas came early this year as I joined some on NYC's most notorious nut jobs/visionaries at the Thompson Hotel for a festive fete thrown by Debby Harry, whose black eye (I didn't ask) actually made her appear to have on reverse eye make-up. It's a look that only the most gorgeous women alive should attempt. Her platinum ponytail bounced across her vivid red Christmas gaucho (!) effect with matching hose as she posed playfully with Darian Darling, who was blessed with a t-shirt of the star under clear sequins and a Debby Harry Barbie. Darian had actually baked peppermint, chocolate and cream cheese cupcakes with opalescent edible glitter which topped off a meal of Christmas sushi. I'm so glad that my friends are more imaginative than I am. Barb Morrisson, Micki Kaufman, Johnny Dynell, Chi Chi Valente, Rob Roth, and Todd Thomas bopped to the eclectic tunes by Miss Guy Vanvoores which ranged from Pizzicato Five to Sugarhill's Apache. Justin Vivian Bond showed us a nifty trick to drop 4 shoes sizes. And the ridiculously fun Parker Posey battled Darian for that t-shirt. My favorite moment might have been chanting Parker Posey quickly enough to where it morphed into karposi sarcoma. Because I love Christmas so much! Had a blast.

DARIAN DARLING AND DEBORAH HARRY

DARIAN DARLING AND PARKER POSEY