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Man dies after participating in a roach-eating contest. The prize was a python.

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FLA man caught molesting horses in barn AGAIN? The lube on the ground tipped off stable workers.

Man who previously raped a dead deer and also shot a horse to have sex with it assaults an officer at Walmart.

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Pregnant woman and child die while sky-diving. Maybe not such a good idea?

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The "Corkscrew Killer" removed and wore his victim's testicles and wore them as bracelets. He felt they gave him power. I wonder if he'll reconsider this in jail? Creepy!

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Crazy Arkansas state representative thinks that slavery was a gift to blacks. Bonkers!

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Like Mom, like daughter! Bristol Palin quits Dancing With The Star the way her mom quit her governor gig.

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Have your cock and suck it too? A bisexual who IDs as straight tries to rationalize his desires to perform fellatio. But how will it sit with his future wife, he asks an advice columnist?

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Gay Texas couple sues airline after they arrived with their dildo taped to their checked luggage.

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Mariah hires extra security after Nicki threatens to shoot her fellow judge. C'mon! This is all a publicity stunt for their show. Don't let it work! How sad! The judges shooting each other?

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