May 18, 2011


Why I Hate Celebrities!49 Furious Reasons! By Michael Musto Wednesday, May 18 2011

They claw their way to the top, then act like they’re desperate not to be noticed. ... Their pulverized foreheads look a tad out of place in films about 16th-century England. ... They have a dress for each disease and a sound bite for every charity gala that pays them to attend with a concerned facial expression. … Hitler could be rising to power again, but they wouldn’t say anything for fear the controversy might mess up their next game-show cameo. … They will cash in and sneakily do ad campaigns for Europe and Asia, as if those places don’t really matter. … They’re such unrelenting narcissists that even when they have sex, they feel they have to film it.