BACON PERFUME!

Men are pigs. So you can catch one by wearing a new bacon-scented fragrance. Hey, I look like a pig so I might as well smell like one if it makes men wanna pork me. And I suppose the fragrance is more sanitary than throwing slices of bacon in my bra which spoil quickly. But--is there really a Baconnection app? Read on--very interesting!

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