BABY GAGA ICE CREAM?

MORE LIKE BABY GAG GAG! LONDON ICE CREAM SHOPPE SELLS OUT OF BREAST MILK ICE CREAM!

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AND IF THAT DOESN'T HAVE YOU DROOLING, HOW ABOUT A HORSE SEMEN MILKSHAKE?

Is Horse Semen the New Milkshake? by Kim Conte

Consuming horse meat is one thing. But horse semen? Well, that's quite another.

Yet, some culinary enthusiasts in New Zealand are determined to bring this delicacy to the masses. They'll be serving up shots of horse semen washed down with an energy drink chaser at the annual Wildfoods Festival next month -- wild foods indeed!

The draw of such a product is probably obvious to everyone. But just in case it's not, here's one of the racehorse breeders explaining the concept:

The idea is you'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards.

A dream come true! (And yes, folks, he said "zizz.")

So what does horse baby gravy taste like?

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