ADRIAN ARPEL XMAS ORNAMENT

COULDN'T THEY EVEN BRUSH OUT IT'S WIG?



HERE ARE A FEW MORE SENSIBLE XMAS GIFT IDEAS FOR NEW YORKERS:


1) Tickets to The Pee-Wee Herman's Show on Broadway are from $67.00. It's so silly and fun that it would lift Scrooge's spirits. It ends on January 1st.

2) Afternoon tea for one at Tea and Sympathy on Greenwich Avenue. At $35 this toasty treat is a great way to pamper yourself with a three-tiered platter piled with yummy cakes and finger sandwiches on the best brown bread I've ever eaten. (And I've eaten quite a lot.)

3) Get your back dug out by a young in shape guy for only $50 an hour. You have dirty minds--I'm talking massage. It's cheap and you never need an appointment. Yours-Spa is at 235 West 18th Street in Manhattan between 7th and 8th Avenues. It's the same block as the Post Office so drop in tho soothe your nerves after that long line to mail gifts.

4) Charities have been especially hard hit by the recession. If we don't have enough to pay our own bills, then we aren't donating much to the extremely needy. If you can't donate cash, give of your time and volunteer to an organization close to your heart.

5) My comedy dvd Rated X for Xtra-Retarded is on sale for only $20 including shipping and manhandling. It's the perfect way to offend stuffy relatives--pop it in and they'll split in a jiffy. Watch the trailer here: http://ladybunny.net/loader_flash_trailer.html