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MEOW! (CNN) – Sarah Palin may not have the biggest fan in former first lady Barbara Bush."I sat next to her once. Thought she was beautiful," Barbara Bush said.
"And she's very happy in Alaska, and I hope she'll stay there."


I'm convinced that this is new GOP strategy: attach some hotness/porn star buzz to conservatives. And you'll have one-stop shopping for the simpletons who only pay attention to politics when they're turned on. At one time not very long ago, an association with porn was a death knell for anyone tied to politics or news ...in the US.

Fast forward to now: ex-Playgirl model Scott Brown (R) was elected to replace Ted Kennedy's seat in Massachusetts, Levi Johnston is welcomed back into ultra conservative Sarah Palin's home after his Playgirl shoot and even his threats to bring down the Palin dynasty--Sarah is really biting the bullet to make her daughter's bastard seem more kosher. Unless she sees a hottie as a plus. And now this Fox anchor's spread in GQ.

And let's not forget that however I loathe her, Mama Grizzly is very attractive. From Michelle Bachmann to Christine O'Donnell, there was a rash of crazy but good looking GOP candidates. Trying to soften their image of hawkish old white men? The GOP: a whack ideology that you can whack off to.

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LOVE THIS! 40 millionaires have banded together as the Patriotic Millionaires For Fiscal Strength to urge Obama and Congress to tax them for the good of the country. So what would that make the millionaires who didn't join--unpatriotic? Or just plain old greedy? Even crazier-poor people who vote to keep millionaires' taxes low.

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I don't expect everyone to share my interests and vote in the mid-terms. But for a whopping % of those studied to NOT KNOW THAT REPUBLICAN

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NOTICE A SIMILARITY IN WHAT YOU PUT OVER THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND THIS DICKHEAD"




The pope is now admitting that condoms are useful in some cases--like avoiding the spread of HIV among male prostitutes. Imagine the Vatican's long and thorough research--it began when the prostitutes were mere kids! (The Vatican has previously issued a death sentence to followers by claiming that condoms did NOT help prevent HIV.)


CBS Studios just received a fan letter for Bristol Palin containing white powder. Only Fox and TMZ are currently reporting this, but it only happened about an hour ago. This seems suspicious to me. As did the 2001 anthrax attacks. I wouldn't put it past republicans to orchestrate this to gin up a sympathy vote for our... first female president. It was talcum powder.


I am preparing to succumb to Cher-mania. I was never her biggest fan or a fan of ballads whipped up into cheesy remixes. But this ballad is by Diane Warren and the Dave Aude remix is hands-in-the-air sing-a-long if I ever heard one! I think this one's inescapable so I give in gladly. She can still thrill!