August 05, 2010

IF YOU LIKE GROANERS...


Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:

His dizzy aunt -------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle --------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ----------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle --------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle ---------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin --------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ---- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco --------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh