August 04, 2010


You may be too young to remember Dan Quayle, who in the 80's epitomized the stupid politician. This fool made George W. Bush look like Einstein. Here are some of the dumber quotes from the former republican VP:

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. Dan Quayle

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. Dan Quayle

The future will be better tomorrow. Dan Quayle

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward. Dan Quayle

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts. Dan Quayle

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. Dan Quayle

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system. Dan Quayle

Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
this century. Dan Quayle, 9/15/88

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. Dan Quayle, 9/18/90

For NASA, space is still a high priority. Dan Quayle.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. Dan Quayle, to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89

Now Dan's son Ben is running for a seat in the House. His mailer shows him with 2 little girls and claims that he and his wife "are going to raise our family here"--in Arizona. BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS! HE JUST GOT MARRIED. SO WHO ARE THESE TWO GIRLS HE'S FONDLING? HOOKERS?