TIM JAMES REPERSENT!

This is a funny fake campaign ad for an Alabama candidate. Spot on. The funny thing is, I was just at an airport in the boonies and SURPRISE! wanted something to eat. The only place in the Des Moines airport was serving panini, foccacia, and flat bread. No wonder these tea partiers are up in arms in dismay at their country's gone to the dogs with "press #1 for english", immigrants and jobs outsourced to distant lands and even a foreign-sounding President. They cain't even git toasted Wonder Bread fer breakfast anymore at the dadgum terrorist airport.