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Etiquette dooms unwitting participant in transsexual fistfight

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A Nob Hill resident was treated for a mild concussion after being knocked out cold by a transsexual in the streets of San Francisco Saturday night.

James Foreman said he had "just popped out for a pack of smokes" and was returning home when a fight broke out in front of The Motherload between what appeared to be two larger than average sized females.


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