PITO AND ABUELITA!

"I give her flowers every day and she just keep them--she don't do nothing with them." WHAT ARE YOU SUPPSODED TO DO WITH FLOWERS? Festoon a damn bonnet? Create corsages to go with your housedresses? Rearrange them hourly?

Anyway, this thing is so outrageous that I think I'd have to watch a reality show... starring it. (I thought he was a dyke at first!)