January 08, 2010


THIS VERY WELL-WRITTEN AND AMUSING SITE IS KIND OF LIKE THE PEOPLE OF WALMART FOR NYC. The entry below really struck a nerve cuz while I enjoy subway acrobatics, it can is terrifying!

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Dance n’ Flip Crew!

Awwwwwwwwwww, yeah! Do you know what time it is? Cause I definitely know what time it is! It’s time for some amateur break dancing and dangerous acrobatics from adolescent children! Do you know what time it also is??? It’s 2:00 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon y’all!!! These kids should DEFINITELY be in school but they’re getting their education in the school of HARD KNOCKS! And by “hard knocks” I mean, knocking into people while the train shakes and they lose control of their back flips, Y’All!

What better place to bust out yo’ ACRO-BATO skillz, then a tiny fucking train car that’s underground and filled with people! At first I was terrified when a size 6 Nike shoe connected to a little foot, flew inches by my nose! Then I remember, HELL YEAH! These kids are professionals and in complete control of their bodily instruments. That’s why they are getting paid tens of cents to be doing what they doing on the A train instead of getting an education!