MUSTO'S DECADE IN REVIEW

I GIGGLED WHEN I SAW MICHAEL AS CARRIE PREJEAN ON THE VOICE'S NEW COVER. BUT I ADMIT THAT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIS MJ AND SUSAN BOYLE IMPRESSIONS> HE FARED BETTER WITH LADY GAGA.

The Naughty Aughties are over, and I'm LMFAO. It will be remembered, if at all, as the decade of the TMI generation. The 15-second fame gang. The micromanaging maniacs. The attention-whoring-for-lunch bunch. The iPhone, iPod, iMac, IMAX, and eye-lift folks. The people who have already forgotten this paragraph.

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