SHOCKING NEW TIGER DIRT!

AND I DON'T NEED TIGER WOODS! APPARENTLY, ANCIENT TIGER (THE ANIMAL) DNA HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE AIDS VIRUS, ACCORDING TO TOWLEROAD.COM. TIGER WOODS' DNA HAS BEEN FOUND EVERYWHERE ELSE. RANDI RHODES ON TIGER'S GROWING # OF MISTRESSES: "I KNEW HE PLAYED GOLF BUT HE'S DOING LIKE 18 HOLES!"

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