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>> Going down with Minnie and Pluto <<
Disney's mouse and duck get special treatment

ladyboy writes:
"This might be a story that does the rounds
within the Disney parks, but I'm assured rather
sincerely by a friend who worked a stint at one
of the Disneylands that it is true.

"If a Disney cruise ship ever needs to be
evacuated at sea, the protocol is that the
people who get the first lifeboat (before the
women and children) are two Disney employees.
These two employees are required to take one
Mickey Mouse and one Donald Duck costume with
them so that when/if the children arrive to
safety they can be greeted by Mickey and Donald
so that they don't get upset thinking that
they have gone down with the ship."

>> All I want for Xmas... <<
... is Robert Kelly's memoirs

Despite his stellar back catalogue and obvious
star quality, we have always been a little bit
worried that history wouldn’t remember R Kelly
fondly, but the news that he is working on his
memoirs has put our minds at rest.

Shifting child sex allegations from people’s
minds must be one of the hardest challenges
a person can face, but surely pop’s most
eloquent man - and the writer behind such
hits as "Planet Sex", "Feelin' On Yo' Booty",
"I Like The Crotch On You" and "Don't You
Say No" - will be able to put his side of
the story forward in a thought-provoking
and interesting manner.

Anyway, here's some of R's finest moments,
including new single, Echo, (Chorus: "Sex
in the morning, sex all day") and Pregnant,
which has such choice lyrics as 'Girl
you make me want to make you pregnant
(knock you up, knock you up)" and I’m
about to handle my business/Then put that
girl in my kitchen".