CONFUCIOUS SAYS

Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there..
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Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well, often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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